Miranda Kerr Nude is the Greatest Miranda topless on a beach in nothing but a pink polka-dotted bikini bottom. And then there are some pictures of a wardrobe. Miranda Kerr may be a supermodel, but even she isn't immune to a wardrobe malfunction, suffered while wearing 4-inch Aquazzura sandals. Miranda Kerr's nudity, intentional or unintentional, is a trend we are not going to discourage. Kerr's latest wardrobe malfunction, at the New York premiere of Mademoiselle C, made the event into something more akin to Mademoiselle C-Cup. The former Victoria's Secret model was adjusting her blouse.